oh, really?

Things I learned at the Infant Essentials Class at Isis Maternity:

• getting 4 hours of sleep a night during baby's first month is a luxury
• swaddling is fun--can't wait to have a squirmy baby to try it on
• "projectile pooping" will soon be a regular part of my vocabulary
• 90% of car seats are installed incorrectly
• I can, indeed, pee 4 times in 3 hours