bedtime routine

If I was a River, I would...

• Stomp around the bathtub like Godzilla, crush my toys with monster feet, spread water far and wide, all while growling in Gremlin-speak.
• Jump around naked on mommy and daddy's bed--running and giggling as they attempt to latch a diaper to my wet butt.
• Make sure I wrap up the night with hugs and kisses from both of them, then talk to my critters (HaHaLouie and Bear) in a sweet, lilting voice as I pass out.