My gramps and grams are in town which means two things:
1) I will be enjoying grandma's homemade cookies and jam very soon.
2) I will almost certainly have to take the dreaded duck tour I have thus far managed to avoid.
The outcome of these possibilities may be illustrated by the following equations:
c2 + j > dt (cookies squared plus jam is greater than duck tour)
dt+ ch = bfe (duck tour plus Cheers equals bleeding from eyes)
So. Let's hope I still have the gift of sight the next time you hear from me. At the very least I will have the gift of cookies.
Christmas by Melissa Chung — On The Wall
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